Why can't people see the light in my presidential policies?

I mean really who needs congressional authority to start a war. So what if I want to stomp on the constitution. I want to grant more illegals the vote so I can stay in office. I really like the perks I get. Plus I like the white house to be black for a little while. Why don't people like me doing the bailout and giving ceo's millions and giving other countries billions that don't even like us. Israel is no good because the palistines really do deserve their land back. They don't want to hurt the jews because they are peaceful. So my question why can't people see the light?